... you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
... directions to your house include, "turn off the paved road".
... you consider a 6-pack of beer and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment.
... your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
... Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.... your family tree is a straight line.
... your mother has ever been in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
... your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade.
... you have a brother named Bubba, Junior or Jim Bob.
... you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
(quotes from a post card)
or
IF
... when you comes home and find that KUDZU has covered your mo-bile home, your truck, your dog, and your mama. They were jest here yestaday. Now the KUDZU has 'em.
(funny from me - har har!)
