Last year we had the pine tree in the front yard taken down.
(Not the fir tree that later fell on the garage in February! Ha - had we known....)
The tree-fallers left us a stump in a shape that would lend itself to making a Gnome House. After all, we heard there were homeless gnomes, too.
We finally got the required permits, materials and time to construct said gnome house,
and quickly found a tenant for it.
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He seems a nice enough fellow and enjoys the Seattle Seahawks (we thought), as we do.
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We were a bit anxious about his affinity for magic mushrooms, tho.
We provided a satellite dish, so the fellow could watch the games.
Alas, even though he said he was a "12" (Seahawk fan),
we got reports that there were raucous parties being held on the weekends
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We found then that he had sublet the bird house to a Patriot blue bird
who had brought his friend along: a cardinal from St Louis.
who had brought his friend along: a cardinal from St Louis.
Not acceptable.
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We attempted to discuss this with Mr. Gnome,
but he rather bluntly told us which side of the field he and his friends were on.
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Harrumph! Our Seahawks will show them!
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Sheesh!
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Harrumph! Our Seahawks will show them!
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Sheesh!
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